Do you name your ex-boyfriends too?

Like “The Heart Breaker” or “Mr. Forgot His Wallet” (yes, that really happened), or how about “The Old Guy.”  Oh, and I cannot forget "The Psycho."  I have been single for 5.5 years, so have some funny dating stories to tell, but a few definitely require a nice glass of wine first.  You have to laugh, though!  I wonder if men do it too?  You think they name us?  If they do, I wonder what they call me?  On second thought, maybe I really don’t want to know!  What do you think they call you?